We are Married AF and this is our podcast. Pull up a chair at our kitchen table and hang out.

This episode is just Brooke and Randal.  We are in full blown post holiday “what the hell do we do now?” mode…..We had some (almost) podcast beef that resulted in some funny Twitter videos that are reminiscent of old school wrestling promos.  We talk about Surviving R. Kelly on Lifetime, and how we liked Bird Box (even though it gave Brooke crazy anxiety). There is also some Golden Globe movies that we talk about, and of course…..Madonna’s horrible butt implants that make us sad.

 

We had a really good time recording this, and think you will enjoy listening to it!!

 

#MuteRKelly #BirdBox

 

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Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media:

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And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

 

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This episode is a double dose of podcasting couple greatness!  Jason and Christina Alme from the podcast Shit Happens When You Party Naked came over to the house this week, and we had SO MUCH FUN!  We talk about resolutions, dicks, pooping, and there may have even been a couple tears shed.

Don’t forget to check out Shit Happens When You Party Naked - https://www.teamalme.com/partynakedpodcast/

We can’t wait to sit down with these 2 again!  ENJOY!!

 

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And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

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This episode is a delightful Christmas Eve special (cuz that is when it was recorded) by some of the wonderful kiddos in our family. Griffin (13), Casey (19), and Jordan (16) are your hosts tonight and they are discussing all things about Christmas including their favorite Christmas movies, and their favorite traditions.

 

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Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media:

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And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

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UPDATED - I was finally able to edit the audio, but there is about 15 min that was just silence, so I cut that out as well.  Around minute 12(ish) there is a weird jump in the conversation and that is why :)

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS! On tonight’s episode, before we talk to Rachel, we had Jodie B from the PoBoys Podcast come on to talk about the Randy Couture “sex with himself” video.  Then we get in to our monthly chat with the great and powerful, Rachel Miller! This time we talk about New Year’s Resolutions…..do we intentionally set unrealistic goals for ourselves?  What is the best way to make new friends in the new year?

 

(0:00 - 17:40) Intro/Jodie B and the Randy Couture video

(17:41 - 1:40:41) Rachel Miller, New Year’s Resolutions

 

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This episode is a 2 for 1! The first half is just Brooke and Randal talking about the SEC Championship Game, and the recent passing of our 41st President (don’t worry, still no politics). Then the second half of this episode is a Q and A session with a special guest, Miles, from the Miles and Crawford Variety Hour!.We talk about things like which type of underwear we prefer, and also how to be a good spouse.

Follow MIles and Crawford on Twitter (@MCVarietyHour), and on Instagram (@milesncrawford).

(0:00 - 15:49) Intro/SEC Champ Game and College Football Playoffs

(15:50 - 31:13) Passing of George H.W. Bush and who was acting like a terd at the funeral

(31:14 - 54:47) Our podcast gang and podcaster superlatives

(54:48 - 2:00:31) Q and A with Miles

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In this episode, we talk to Jenna Minecci, who has had 7+ knee surgeries and is still kicking ass!  She wrote a book about her journey and now spends her time as a personal trainer and certified corrective exercise specialist.  

And then after we talk to Jenna, we give a recap of the most recent Walking Dead episodes!

 

Go check out Jenna’s website: www.jennactive.com

Follow her on Instagram: @jennactive

And make sure to check out her book “Surviving 7: The Expert’s Guide to ACL Surgery”, available on Amazon.

 

(0:00 - 2:20) Intro

(2:22 - 59:02) Jenna Minecci

(59:03 - 1:31:49) The Walking Dead recap (season 9, episodes 7 and 8)

 

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Happy Thanksgiving!! This episode is a match made in heaven - Married AF + The Full Release!  Mo Mandel and Dr Ashley were so much fun to hang out with and we really hope we can do it again sometime. Mo is a comedian, and Dr Ashley is a dick doctor. What more could we ask for??

Make sure you go listen to their podcast The Full Release, and follow them on social media:

IG: @thefullreleasepod, @therealmomandel, @ashleygwinter

Twitter: @FullReleasePod, @momandel , @AshleyGWinter

Call and leave them a voicemail, they answer your questions on the podcast: 213-631-3460

You should also go check out Mo’s stand-up comedy special on Amazon Prime: Mo Mandel - Negative Reinforcement

 

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It’s our monthly chat with Rachel Miller! With the holidays right around the corner, we asked our listeners to send in questions about family relationships and the stress associated with this time of year. We got a lot of good questions ranging from being grossed out by watching old people eat to questions related to trauma caused by another family member during childhood.

 

We also talk about Santa and some of our favorite things to do during this wonderful holiday season.

You can follow Rachel on Twitter @MillerRachelD

 

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#57 - Squashing Beef

Tonight’s episode it’s just Brooke and Randal again.  Lots of announcements and reminders at the beginning of the show.  We toast to Stan Lee and discuss some of our podcast friends as well as a recent beef (kinda) that Randal had with the host of another show.  Brooke gives a recap of this past Sunday’s Walking Dead episode, and then we answer some listener questions.

 

(0:00 - 22:23) Intro, Winner for the “I shit myself” contest, Guest of the year finalists, R’s 30 day weight loss challenge

(22:24 - 37:56) Toast to Stan Lee, Amy Lyle is a boss, Randal’s podcast beef, Jodie B is a good friend

(37:57 - 43:37) Pete Davidson and Dan Crenshaw squash their beef

(43:38 - 58:27) The Walking Dead recap (season 9, episode 6)

(58:28 - 1:18:15) Listener questions

 

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#56 - Dumpster Fire

Tonight’s episode it’s just Brooke and Randal talking about whatever is on our mind.  Brooke got a new tattoo (spoiler alert...it matches Randal’s). We also talk about current events and Brooke finally gives a Walking Dead recap.

 

(0:00 - 6:20) Intro and shots

(6:21 - 13:19) Random shit

(13:20 - 31:54) Current events - Pete Davidson, Jim Acosta, Christmas Abbott

(31:55 - 43:27) Listener questions

(43:28 - 58:12) The Walking Dead recap (season 9, episodes 4 and 5)

 

At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!

 

Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.

 

Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!

 

Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media:

Twitter: @Marriedasfuck

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And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

 

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