#108 - Eww Bit**, You Got Coronavirus!

This episode is straight from the Fowler Quarantine HQ!  We are now in week 2 of quarantine, and I’m here to tell ya - working from home AND home schooling a Kindergartener is NOT EASY.  We are making it, though, and we still have toilet paper (for now). 

In this episode we start off with a couple of shots, one of which is Apple Pie Moonshine….YUMMMM. Then we talk about all things COVID-19 (or “COVED” as our Georgia Governor says), and discuss the two anthems of this whole shit show: 

Neil Diamond’s remix of “Sweet Caroline” and a sweet sweet gem that Randal found on Facebook called “Move Bitch, You Got Coronavirus”.  Which I found out after we recorded that the video we found on FB is not the original creators of the song and their video was taken down.  The song is written and performed by Gmac Cash out of Detroit. Here is the link to his YouTube video, but it's not as funny as the one we talk about (the song is still AMAZING though): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugtN6HCqatc 

Also noted, that the song actually says “MOVE bitch” instead of “Ew Bitch”, but I think “Ew” is funnier and it’s definitely #OnBrand for me to not sing the song with all the correct words.  

 

We also answer some listener questions that  cover topics such as when your spouse has contact with someone on Social Media that makes you uncomfortable, and also why you shouldn’t ever call your husband a Pussy…

 

The MurderTitis this week is a quick one where I tell Randal about Typhoid Mary who was the first noted carrier of an infectious bacteria, and she spent the last decades of her life in quarantine/prison for it.

 

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