Episodes

Tuesday May 14, 2019
#82 - Your Sex Strike Makes No Sense, Alyssa Milano!
Tuesday May 14, 2019
Tuesday May 14, 2019
Tonight’s episode is just Randal and Brooke. We talk about our Mother’s Day weekend, and we hear about a sweet lady at the grocery store that hugged Randal.
We also get into a discussion about Alyssa Milano’s sex strike that she is starting in response to some legislature that has passed in Georgia. And Brooke channels her inner Dr Ashley to give Randal a lesson about prostate removal vs vasectomy and how it impacts sexy time.
Shout out to Erik from Pub Shenanigans who sent in a sweet email that we read at the very end about his wife, Kat, for Mother’s Day.
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Drinks With Larry
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What’s In Your Hometown
8 Bit Closed Fist
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Thursday May 09, 2019
#81 - Doug from Who’s Right Podcast
Thursday May 09, 2019
Thursday May 09, 2019
This episode we are finally joined by Doug from the Who’s Right Podcast. We are glad he agreed to come on after Randal ghosted him a few weeks ago…....we do talk about that, and he helps us answer some listener questions.
Lots of podcast shoutouts on this one. We had a great time, and look forward to talking to Doug again sometime.
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Monday May 06, 2019
Podcasts of the Roundtable Episode 1
Monday May 06, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
Welcome to the Podcasts of the Round table. Where four podcasts go head to head debating random topics and you the peasants..., urr I mean listeners decide the winner.
This week's battle pits Alme of the Shit Happens When You Party Naked and Jodie B of Po' Boys who will take on round table regulars Brooke from Married AF and John from Unbelievably Stupid.
Don't forget to go vote for who you think is the winner on the Civilized Creatures and Married AF Twitter pages!
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Shit Happens When You Party Naked
Special Thanks to Dave “ManBrain” Chaffey of the Man Brain Podcast for the introduction.

Tuesday Apr 30, 2019
#80 - Socks Off During Tickle Fights
Tuesday Apr 30, 2019
Tuesday Apr 30, 2019
Tonight’s episode is just Brooke and Randal again. We talk about Randal’s first surgery of the year that went down last week. Then we jump into some listener questions - what if you found out your spouse was using a dating app? Does your wife act like sex is a chore? Or what if your wife won’t take off her socks during your tickle fights?
We had fun tonight, and hopefully you will too!
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Wednesday Apr 24, 2019
#79 - Make Me Laugh, B**ch
Wednesday Apr 24, 2019
Wednesday Apr 24, 2019
Tonight’s episode is just Brooke and Randal. We introduce a new show to the Civilized Creatures Entertainment Network, and also talk about a new podcast that we will be a part of starting next month.
Then we answer some listener questions where we discuss boob jobs, the loss of a pet and how it has affected someone’s marriage, and woman whose husband wants to pursue a career in acting/comedy.
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Friday Apr 19, 2019
#78 - Tiger Tiger Woods, Ya’ll
Friday Apr 19, 2019
Friday Apr 19, 2019
This is another Civilized Creatures roundtable discussion, and we have special guests Brad and April from Conversation X as well as John from the Unbelievably Stupid Podcast joining us.
Tonight’s discussion is what everyone this week has been talking about - The man, the myth, the phenom…...Tiger Woods!
Unless you have been living off the grid and under a rock, you know that he won his first Master’s in over a decade last Sunday. It was pretty incredible to see. So we wanted to sit down with some of our podcast buddies and discuss our thoughts on Tiger’s fall from grace and his rise back to the very TOP.
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Tuesday Apr 16, 2019
#77 - New Studio, Who Dis?
Tuesday Apr 16, 2019
Tuesday Apr 16, 2019
Tonight’s episode was originally going to be with Rachel Miller, but she got held up with some tax shit (it was the night before tax day, after all). So Brooke and Randal took a shot at answering some of the questions that came in for her professional opinion. Will she agree with our answers? Or will she tell us we are idiots and never talk to us again? We will see...Lol.
(0:00-8:40) Intro/Shots
(8:41-27:05) Current Events/UFC 236
(27:06-1:00:10) B & R answer listener questions about sex and relationships
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Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
#76 - MOVE B**ch, Get Out the Way
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
Tonight’s episode is just Randal and Brooke for the first time in what feels like forever. We are in the middle of moving to a new house and shit is getting real. We get in to some of the crazy UFC fights that happened over the weekend. We also talk about the recent episode of the Walking Dead that had both of us speechless. And we get in to some listener questions.
(0:00-12:49) Intro/Shots
(12:50-26:24) UFC/Bellator fights from this past weekend-ish
(26:25-42:47) The Walking Dead Season 9 Episode 15 (yes, I know we haven’t talked about any since the second half started…..but this shit was CRAZY)
(42:48-59:35) Shout outs to other podcasts, etc.
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Monday Mar 25, 2019
#75 - Power F**king with Drinks with Larry & Unbelievably Stupid
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Monday Mar 25, 2019
In this episode, Brooke and Randal are joined by Larry from the Drinks with Larry Podcast as well as John from the Unbelievably Stupid Podcast. We talk about the recent roasts of Larry and our pal Jason Alme. We also answer some listener questions and one may or may not have to do with power banging and your mom is there….it gets weird.
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Thursday Mar 14, 2019
#74 - HTNOS
Thursday Mar 14, 2019
Thursday Mar 14, 2019
Tonight’s episode is actually the re-recorded chat we had with our buddies over at the #NoOffense podcast (thanks a lot, GarageBand….)
We love Chris and the Duchess and consider them family in this wonderful podcast group of friends that we have. So, needless to say, we had an amazing time talking with them about Michael Jackson and R. Kelly and we got to answer some fun listener questions and even talk about ghosts a little.
Can’t wait to talk to them again some time and we hope you enjoy this as much as we did!
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